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“Spam” oder “What day does a fish hate? Fry day.”

Es ist interessant, was diverse mehr oder weniger automatische Kommentatoren zur FLut meiner Blogeinträge zu sagen haben…

Schade aber auch, dass jeder dieser Kommentare als Spam klassifiziert wurde. Könnte daran liegen, dass neben den unglaublichen Wortspielen ein Link zu einer Seite zu finden war, in em “viagra” vorkam. Naja, diese neue Art des Spams ist so schlecht, dass ich sie nicht einfach unter Verschluss halten kann (zu meiner Schande muss ich gestehen, dass ich einige der Wortspiele sogar gut finde ;-) ). Falls jemand den Link zur Viagra-Seite haben will: den kann ich euch leider erst geben, wenn wieder neue Spam-Kommentare eintrudeln. ;-)

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I have a nice joke. Where does satisfaction come from? A satisfactory.

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Fresh joke! Why is an evil witch like a candle? They are both WICKED

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